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MP3 bit rate: 128 kbps. All tracks are found elsewhere on this site but have also been placed here so you don't have to look all over for them. I will update this page periodically with fresh and exciting new tracks.

 

Socialist Totalitarian Dictatorship with a One World Currency and a Microchipped Population (Available soon.)

Primadonahue

Track 4 on the upcoming release Loosh.

 

Butyl Fuel (Available soon.)

Primadonahue

Track 3 on the upcoming release Loosh.

 

Sister Fighting Fish (Available soon.)

Primadonahue

Track 6 on the upcoming release Loosh.

 

Scotch is My Bible

Primadonahue

Track 4 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave.

 

Big Gut

Primadonahue

Track 11 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave. Some of you might remember this as a Crashdummies tune from back in the '80s. I was never comfortable playing it back then. Since I did not have a big gut, I felt that I could not do it proper justice. But now that I'm older and I actually HAVE a big gut, I can finally play it with the authenticity it deserves.

 

I Want You to Wanna Do What I Wantcha To Do

Primadonahue

Track 1 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave. Inspired by the Ramones, Cheap Trick and the Cars all at once.

 

Love Your Servitude

Weezer Remix by Primadonahue

Loser of a Weezer remix contest. Also Track 9 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Out of the Glue and Into the Crack

Repulsar

Track 4 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.

 

Nipple Me Now Manipulator

Repulsar

Track 5 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.

 

Mountaintop

Repulsar

Track 8 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon. This song sounds the same when played backwards as it does when played forward. (You also would need to put your headphones on backwards.)

 

Fake Arms

Repulsar

Track 15 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.

 

Knee Knew Knee

Repulsar

Track 1 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor.

 

EMF

Repulsar

Track 2 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor. Lyrics were created by inserting the phrase "eat my fuck" into the Wesley Willis random lyric generator.

 

Pigs Choking on Pie

Repulsar

Track 3 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor. Based on "Lucy in the Sky with Daimonds".

 

Big Phat Dominatrix Woman Vision

Repulsar and Zeph Daniel.

Track 5 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Your Flesh

Grateful for the Dead

Track 7 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).
Sample Credits: William S. Burroughs: Vocals, Dee Dee Ramone: Vocals, John Bonham: Drums, Jeff Buckley: Guitar, Vocals, Janis Joplin: Vocals, Paul Chambers: Bass, Buddy Rich: Drums, Snakefinger: Guitar, Vocals.

 

Just Believe

Grateful for the Dead

Track 11 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).
Sample Credits: Kurt Cobain: Guitar, Billy Higgins: Drums, John Entwistle: Bass, Keith Moon: Drums, Jimi Hendrix: Guitar, John Lennon: Guitar, Vocals, Freddie Mercury: Vocals, Chet Baker: Trumpet.

 

Bargaining

Grateful for the Dead

Track 16 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).
Sample Credits: Karen Carpenter: Drums, Vocals, James Brown: Vocals, Randy Rhodes: Guitar, Jaco Pastorius: Bass, Max Roach: Drums, Charlie Parker: Sax.

 

Frances E. Dec vs. Black Sabbath

DJ Squid Viscus

Track 2 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Slow Ride

DJ Squid Viscus

Track 4 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

Rock and Roll All Nite

DJ Squid Viscus

Track 6 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Stairway to Hell

DJ Squid Viscus

Track 15 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Electric Love Lizards

Jerungdu

This appeared in the hit musical Barneezlebub. This particular version explores what a string quartet and a barber shop quartet would sound like on acid and/or Viagra. It is also the first track on Jerungdu's second release The Pink and Brown Album. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Purple Helmet (Remix)

Jerungdu

A gay football anthem by the world's second best homoerotic football band (Queen is #1 in the power ranking). It was described by music writer Jim Meyer as "mad genius". This tune also appeared in Barneezlebub and is track 7 on Pink and Brown. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files). This version is a new mix. I added stadium stomp clap samples from the original Queen song so it sounds less wimpy (yet somehow more gay).

 

Dan Electro

Jerungdu

Track 5 on The Pink and Brown Album. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

My God

Sesamoid

Track 8 on The Findell Years. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

We Met Moist Love

Sesamoid

Track 11 on The Findell Years. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files). Lyrics were written by taking the words from "Love me Two Times" and rearranging the letters with Scrabble pieces and expanding upon related themes.

 

Primordial Ecstasy

Sesamoid

Track 7 on The Findell Years. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files). This one is so deep we didn't even get it.

 

Belly Acre Escalator Elevator Vanilla Wafer

The Crashdummies

Track 9 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Oily Furnace Man

The Crashdummies

Track 5 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Painful Glass

The Crashdummies

Track 2 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files). Alphabetical poetry by Joseph Donahue. "Anxious Bison Carry Down Every Frugal Goat. How? I'm Jealous Kelly Laughed. Men, Not Oyster People's Quivering Rhythmic Sensuousness Topples Under Visors While Xylophones Yell ZOOM!

 

My Generation (Live)

The Crashdummies

Track 23 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Convex Sex

The Crashdummies

Unreleased. The drums are in 3/4 time, the bass in 7/8, guitar #1 is in 5/4, and guitar #2 is in 9/8. Each phrase is repeated 4 times, then there are 4 bars of rest. Each part comes "in and out" at strategically placed times, making each isolated riff "stick out" in the mix... thus the title "Convex Sex". The song is finished when each phrase cycles back to the beginning and all of the parts "come together" at the same time... thus the title "Convex Sex". Side Note: We would later compose an answer song (ala "Let's Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer") called "Concave Slave" which lasted an hour and 20 minutes.

 

The Great Pretender

The GoaTease

Track 4 on D'TOCEAM: Death Threats On Chad Everett's Answering Machine. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Stereotype Dandelion

The GoaTease

Track 1 on He Inhaled Ambrosia. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

The Carlisle Tables of Mortality

The GoaTease

Track 25 on Mortgaging the Farm. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Man of the Tip

The GoaTease

Track 2 on Neck Tar. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Rhythms 36-39

The GoaTease

Track 2 on The GoaTease Chain Tape. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

The Beat Goes On And On

The GoaTease

Track 3 on The GoaTease Chain Tape. Get the FREE album download (uncompressed WAV files).

 

Chain Tape Noise

Chain Tape Noiseplex

The GoaTease

Info here.